A Rude Welcome

September 7, 2018/in Poems /by ian

Okay my friend
I’ll get you
With that silly white hat
And your non-parlez vous
The ride into town
Is only a mile
But I’ll take the long way
As I chatter and smile
I’ll point out the sights
Give you the grand tour
And charge twenty Euros
Instead of just four
You won’t understand
A word that I say
English arsewipe
Welcome to Marseille!